£250/month to lease the latest and greatest.
The shiniest and newest.
The envy of the biker cafe.
Hardly ridden.
Because every scratch needs to be paid for.
Every blemish drives up the repair bill.
So you ride it less — because it’s safer.
It’s just an ornament.
You’re a biker when you use the machine to feel something real.
When it gives more than it takes from you.
When you ride it like you mean it.
Not like you’re borrowing it.